I have
Google Voice now. It's pretty much the best thing ever.
I can't explain the feeling I get when I have to talk on the phone, but anxiety is involved. I hate it. I hate talking on the phone. Like anything, once I get started, it's not really so bad. But the starting part. The dialing and ringing and waiting and "What? What? What? Can you repeat that?" Because my tiny little voice does not translate well over the phone AND I CAN'T HELP IT. I can't speak any more clearly or loudly without sounding and feeling like a complete idiot. I hate it. Even if I know you really really well. Even if you're my husband, I hate talking on the phone.
Leaving my phone at home when I go out isn't a big deal because 1: Remember how we used to totally survive without stupid phones strapped to our heads? 2: I hate talking on the phone anyway.
I hate to even
see people talking on the phone in public. Every time I go into a public restroom there is a woman talking on the phone. 95% of those phone talkers are actually using the bathroom while they talk. 50% of those are actually pooping. Maybe they're just more talented than me. I am not capable of pooping in a public restroom and telling you what you should wear to the party at the same time.
There are people talking on the phone in waiting rooms or in line. WTF? And why is it always the LOUDEST PEOPLE that want to talk on their phones in public spaces where nobody can escape their their big mouths?
AND TEXTS! Just because you texted me does not mean I have to text you back immediately. I don't. I honestly don't. It's not rude. And for the love of god, don't call me and then email me to see if I saw you called, then text me to see if I got your voicemail. Also, I don't have to answer just because you called. I don't. It's not rude. I'm probably talking to someone else.......
in person. Or driving. If it's not a good time to talk, I don't answer.
Back to voicemail. Voicemail for me is just a really long list of phone conversations that get garbled or cut off or accidentally erased. Also, they don't feel immediate to me like a good starred email does. Google Voice turns my voicemails into something so easy to manage. And I can star them! And I can return the call much more quickly because I don't have to interact with my stupid phone to do it.
The transcribing has been pretty accurate so far. But it's very funny when it's not. For example, regarding Penn's cupcake delivery today (I edited out her name):
Hi. This is buyers this is Mxxx. Cxxx and student teacher from liquid on the treat. I was just letting you know that I Specialist fully about bringing in the tree purpose birthday, it's afternoon, but she's at 2:30 would be great. So, but us know if you have any questions on questions otherwise with you 230. Thanks so much bye.
But of course I can just hit play right beneath this message to sort it out.
Recap:
- I hate talking on the phone.
- I hate hearing you talk on the phone.
- I will return your correspondence as quickly as possible which will never be quick enough.
- I hate voicemail.
- I love Google Voice.