a party is not a party without a drunk blonde in the corner trying not to puke, look slightly cool, and beg sympathy off close friends for her drunkeness.
it is a better party if someone is holding a jar of not-enough-money and screaming at you to put in your five for the keg. (unless you were the one who bought the keg.)
a man is not a man without his toys. he is a better man if his toys are expensive.
geeks rock way harder than jocks.
dogs have the absolute worst gas.
for ever person i meet that is literally amazing i meet two that are sartcastically amazing. and i know they're breeding.
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